From a local CBS news Miami affiliate, a naked Floridian was arrested for burglary after he broke into a local home, defecated in the house and proceeded to go on a rampage… Greg Bruni, 21 and naked was arrested near Fort Myers, Florida after local homeowners called the police. It…
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Beer company sued by inmates as the cause of there bad behavior?!
Like the lawsuits against big tobacco in the 1980s and following in the footsteps of a nearby Indian reservation, five inmates in the Idaho Department of Corrections are suing major beer companies. Why? They are blaming their legal troubles on alcoholism and claiming they were not warned about the dangers…
Pasco man arrested for kidnapping his wife to dinner
Like a scene out of a bad Hollywood “dark” comedy, a Pasco man was arrested for domestic assault, aggravated assault and tampering with a witness for kidnapping his wife and forcing her to go to dinner with him. per the baynews9 online article, the wife was fortunate, as this could…
Pinellas man calls 911 when his daughter refuses to get him a beer
A humorous bit first seen in the Tampa Times website… A Pinellas county man told police he needed help with a “domestic situation”. The police rushed over expecting to find a domestic battery, instead they found a man wanting a beer! Pinellas deputies received a 911 call late Thursday night…
Florida Teen is on trial for impersonating a doctor
Like a bad episode of “Doogie Howser, M.D.” except in this case the teenager was NOT a doctor. Per an article on CNN, this pint-sized wanna be medical man may soon be in a world of trouble… Matthew Scheidt, 18, is currently on trial in Florida on four counts of…
Pinellas County jail visitation ends in arrest after visitor “lets it all hang out”
A humorous story posted in the Tampa Bay Times website about a jail visitor. This man was visiting his incarcerated wife over video when he decided the video visitation should be a XXX one. The man, 46, was arrested for exposing his sexual organs, a misdemeanor. This carefree husband was…
A new Blood-alcohol content (BAC) record?
A story that is so scary its funny… According to an article on the website guyism, we may have a new BAC record… The man, James Henderson, was first arrested for public intoxication when he was found passed out in a ditch. His Blood-alcohol level was an astonishing 0.552%! This…
FORT LAUDERDALE: Plea Deal Reached in Phoney Breast Exam Scam
According to an online story on SunSentinal.com, a Coconut Creek man accused of posing as a doctor and offering free door-to-door “breast exams” has reached a deal with prosecutors, lawyers told a Broward County judge on Tuesday. Phillip Winikoff, 81, was accused in April 2006 of carrying on the ruse…
CLEARWATER: Man Arrested with “F*CK THE POLICE” Tattoo on His Face
I’m all for individuality and one’s right to tattoo (almost) anything they want on their body. However, there comes a time when you are just asking for trouble…. Yesterday, an man was arrested under the authority of a U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) warrant.Ismael Hernandez-Ambrosio, of Clearwater, was booked…
ORLANDO: Casey Anthony to Appeal Her 4 Misdemeanor Convictions
Casey Anthony’s defense team has announced that they will be appealing her four (4) Misdemeanor convictions from her recent First Degree Murder trial. Friday morning, Casey’s defense attorneys filed their Notice of Appeal for the four (4) counts of misleading law enforcement, for which she was convicted by the same…